Question of the Day

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now
- Oh no - no way - I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that, anything for love,
I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.

I would do anything for love,
Anything you've been dreaming of,
But I just wont do that...

MeatLoaf, "I Would Do Anything for Love"

WHAT THE HELL WON'T HE DO?

(serious answers discouraged, but welcomed)